DONNY COOKIE- Sticker
$1.00
This sticker captures the moment before the cookie crumbles 🍪—a perfect parody of power, pastry, and petty authoritarianism. Featuring our beloved bootleg Donny 🇺🇸, a QR portal to the absurd 📲, and the unmistakable CrusaderVII seal of irreverence 🛡️.
📎 Slap it where it hurts: briefcases 💼, ballot boxes 🗳️, or billionaire bunkers 🏢.
Durable. Satirical. Highly unstable at room temperature. ⚠️