THE MACHINE DID IT- Sticker
$1.00
A bold badge for the discerning dissident ⚙️🛡️
This sticker declares what your browser history already knows — your taste is algorithmically questionable and unapologetically weird 🤖. Featuring the CrusaderVII helm of dubious authority 🪖 and a QR code 📲 leading directly into the whirlpool of content you didn’t ask for (but probably deserve).
Stick it on your laptop 💻, your bunker wall 🧱, or the forehead of a malfunctioning robot 🦾.
📦 Weatherproof. Hypeproof. Probably morally suspect.